Five Go To Uldaman

Once upon a time ....



Halaleset was looking through her quest log and noticed that she had a lot of green quests that needed doing. Especially those ones in the dungeons. As she was thinking that the green colour for the quests was not as nice as her green hair and eye colour, she was also chatting to her paladin friend Vororth. He'd been wanting to try out his new sword for ages (but it wasn't as good as his other one, even though it glowed magnificently). He offered to help her finish her green quests and both friends expressed an interest for killing ass in Uldaman. Hala and Vororth also enlisted the help of their friends Adre (the night-elf warrior), Vasyor (a human rogue), and Lasombre (a night-elf priest). Although Lasombre was a level 39 and a few levels too low for Uldaman, the party of five thought that he was very brave indeed when he offered to come along and help heal the party. 'I'll stay at the back', he said.

So off they rode to Uldaman, stopping off only at Loch Modan, to buy champagne, truffles, cheese sandwiches, crisps, sweets, and bottles of Coke (a superior mana potion that is also important for burping competitions). There were a load of miscreants outside Uldaman, so once they were despatched, sliced, and placed between the party's remaining slices of bread, they began their intrepid encounter into Uldaman. The friends killed very well together and stole lots of stuff and broke lots of things, generated a mass bloodshed, and then went off to kill Ironaya. After Vororth summoned her, she came crashing through the door and shouted a load of crap but the friends ignored her and whooped her ass til she fell to the floor and couldn't get up again. At that point all five friends jumped on her and pretended she was a bouncy castle as they tried to find the loot she was hiding. After a short while, the loot was found. Vasyor jumped up and down excitedly and asked everyone if he could have the Chippendale pants. The friends, seeing how excited he was, said that they didn't mind. Halaleset said to Vasyor there was a condition to him having the pants and said, 'Show us a dance, in your Chippendale pants.' Vasyor happily complied with this request as he was eager to show off his new eight-pack of muscles. As soon as he began to dance like Travolta, so did the others. Halaleset and Adre really got into the groove and couldn't take their eyes of Vasyor as he wrenched off his armour, item by item.


'Quick', said Adre to Halaleset. 'Have you got two tens for a twenty? Then we can both tuck a tenner in his pants.' As Hala fumbled in her purse and thrust a grubby note in Adre's direction, Hala noticed that Adre had already set off in the direction of the gyrating rogue. 'Bags me putting it in the front', mouthed Adre to Hala. Halaleset furiously nodded as she ran behind Vasyor to tuck a tenner in the back of his shorts. But, alas, this excitement did not last for long as strange bat-like objects flew into the chamber with the intention of eating the party of five. Of went Vororth, the heroic paladin, and Lasombre, the brave priest, into the breach to save the lives of their half-naked friends. They fought their way to the end of Uldaman, stopping for half an hour in a room with stone giants, to eat their truffles and drink their champagne. Seeing as the chamber had high ceilings, they decided that this was a perfect opportunity to have a quick burping competition with the Coke. Unfortunately, because they were all so good at it, and all burped at the same time, they all went completely deaf for a while so didn't actually get to hear the winning burp. None dared tell the other about their deafness though for fear of being laughed at. Towards the end, Lasombre had to leave Uldaman to rescue a princess from a dragon in a far off-land. The remaining party of four showed their gratitute to their dear friend by playfully rugby tackling him to the floor and then giving him a group hug.

As Lasombre waved goodbye, the heroic Vororth had already begun fighting the monsters in the next room. The three other friends joined in and it wasn't long before they reached the end boss. The party of four wondered what they were going to do and decided they may as well have a go on their own until Vasyor pronounced that their brave and majestic friend Modnahria was coming to help. While riding to Uldaman on her great white kitty, Modnahria gave her friends instructions on how to kill the big boss and his minions. Once inside the instance, the party summoned their friend to their group, and Modnahria appeared in an almost blinding blaze of light and beauty. So much so that the party thought for a moment that they'd summoned an angel. The party got stuck in and very soon they were victorious in their slayings. Halaleset did a /choo choo of victory for her friends and then they all went back home to Ironforge, had a few beers and fell out of the inn and into their various homes. Before retiring for the evening, Halaleset said to Adre that she'd been hoping for another sneak peek of Vasyor's pecs. Adre said that she was sure there'd be another time. Vororth sighed as he listened to the inane chatter, whilst Modnahria changed into a furbolg so she could have cuddles and hugs before going off to buy a new outfit.

And they all lived happily ever after.