Vandor Stormpike's Beard

(A very restrained) Vasyor and Halaleset, with Vandor Stormpike

Furbolgs had always heard about the softness and tuggyness of Vandor Stormpike's beard. Apparently when Vandor's beard moulted it made perfect bedding for furbolgs and had been known to be sold for bucketloads of gold and bags of sweets. It was also rumoured in ancient mouldy texts that Vandor kept very rare cookies encrusted with 1000 year-old chewy caramel chunks tucked in his beard as well. When Vasyor and Hala met him the other night they realised that this was their chance to determine whether the rumours were true. But they couldn't do it without the rest of their furbolg friends by their sides (even if it meant sharing the cookies). So to stop themselves from touching his beard, they sellotaped their hands to their sides and politely stood next to him and grinned at Vandor Stormpike with a slightly crazed look in their eyes, as only furbolgs can.