Three Go To Undercity

The Adventure Begins

One night after a long day's struggle with questing, the three intrepid explorers still had enough energy to get themselves into mischief. Modnahria suggested going to the Horde city of Undercity and looking for boys to flirt and giggle with. She'd seen some trolls over in that neck of the woods who weren't that bad looking - maybe they could get a few cheap dates. Tialana and Halaleset's eyes widened at the thought and declared that this was an excellent idea and the three immediately started spraying themselves with 'Eau de Chat-Pisse' so the Horde wouldn't recognise the party as Alliance. They would also still smell gorgeous for the hunky trolls they were sure to meet.

A hunky troll - hot stuff!

As they were riding through Alterac Valley they exclaimed how lovely the countryside was. Aside from the spiders, the trio agreed that this was a pleasant area and, secretly being furbolgs, felt an affiliation for the bears. They stopped to say 'rawr' to the people at Dalaran and Modnahria told Tia and Hala the story behind the great purple orb and how nobody really knew what was in it. The three thought that maybe they might find sweets, shiny things, magic things, and especially magic cookies.

Once they'd swum across Lordamere Lake, they progressed through to the outskirts of Undercity where everything was quiet and not a Horde was to be seen. Modnahria knew of a secret entrance into Undercity which involved going through the sewers. The three ran around the edge of the wall so as not to get nasty stuff on their nice clothes although the smell wasn't too bad once they'd got used to it. Once inside Undercity they literally bounced off a couple of Undercity guardians. Big huge ugly blokes with their tummies ripped open ('too many cookies', thought the three almost psychically and made a mental note to be watchful of their own tummies exploding). The Undercity guardians were a bit too big and cumbersome to deal any great damage to the adventurous three and it wasn't long before Mod, Tia, and Hala had whooped about six gynormous sweaty guardian asses, and stolen their cookie supplies.

Fighting an Undercity guardian

As they wound their way around the city, they were suddenly aware that the local defense had transmitted an alert as to their presence. Expecting lots of handsome Horde to be upon them in a moment, the trio just carried on as their beautiful selves, however it wasn't long before the three had their own asses whooped and were soon in the spirit realm and transported back to the graveyard. Undeterred, they refused to give up on their search for a date, especially since the Eau de Chat-Pisse still worked when they were dead, and they made their way back to their bodies in Undercity. On the way there, they found a throne room and each took a turn having a go sitting on the throne. Being princesses anyway, they felt very comfortable but none dared tell the other that the seat actually felt a bit cold and hard. So on their turn, they sat and looked at their friends and grinned big cheesy grins and pretended to give orders to people (who weren't really there).

Modnahria, in spirit form, sitting on the throne
(Hala and Tia awaiting their turn)

Off went the three again down underground to regain their earthly forms and seek out hot dates. Unfortunately for them, all they found was a couple of vendors selling rubbish souvenirs however the friends bought ice-creams and 'Lick Me Quick' hats (a particularly favourite habit of gnomes where bald heads are concerned), and then went home back to Ironforge. They vowed to return to Undercity again one day and practice their flirting skills on trolls.